What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Out-of-Body Experiences Could Be Coping Mechanisms Instead of Pathology, New Research Suggests - The Debrief
• Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you
• Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
• In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?
• Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?
• I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?
• How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?
• Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
• What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
• What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?